We have had a major security breach at our home.
We are still reviewing tapes to see who the culprit may have been...
Yesterday evening at 2100 a black bag was discovered,
in the parents room...
opened...
toys, scattered on the floor...
BOY...
Toys...
That is...
At this point, all possible suspects are denying that they had anything to do with this incident...
Interrogation will begin at 0900
We are not sharing what methods will be used to ultimately come up with a confession...
BUT...
we will get a confession...
A punishment will be enforced to equal the crime committed...
Okay, I can't keep this up any longer.
We knew who did it right away...
It was Daddy's little helper.
He promised never to do it again while having a big smile on his face...
Ya, sure! Never again, huh!
Hmmmmm?
We are now, beefing up security!
